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Voulez-Vous semi-final 2…

We start the second semi-final with a run of rather pedestrian (similar) sounding songs. Handy for first-time viewers!

01 Malta Loop – Sarah Bonnici

As befits these semi-finals, they always start with a bit of a bop. Up-tempo stomping vibes, very familiar even if it’s your first listen. Perhaps a bit generic, but a decent opener…

02 Albania TITAN – BESA

Familiar vibes also for this song. Another generic mid-tempo bop…

03 Greece ZARI – Marina Satti

There’s a whiff of Laurie Anderson’s O Superman with that slightly computerised/vocoder vocal. That’s what sets it apart from the opening two songs, and the indigenous Greek pop vibes. Interesting enough to get through if the staging is good.

04 Switzerland The Code – Nemo

Ok, yeah – familiar vibes here too, but there are enough transitions in the song with the vocal, rapping and operatic vocal stylings to make it stand out. I think this and Croatia overlap in some ways. It’s a bit of a bonkers song (theĀ Cha Cha ChaĀ influence is in there, right?), but with at least three hooks it’s quite clever. I’m really looking forward to the performance on stage tonight (Thursday). One of the overall faves is deffo going through.

05 Czechia Pedestal – Aiko

This song transports me back to The Bangles, Sleeper, Transvission Vamp and Voice of the Beehive from the 80s and 90s. I like the melodic female retro rock vibe. Interesting track interruption towards the end where there’s a bit of a spoken argument. I’d like to see this go through…

BIG 6: France Mon Amour – Slimane

This song has been a well-fancied song since it was selected as the French entry.  As is Slimane himself! šŸ˜‰ 

It’s an impassioned ballad – one of the best. When France gets it right, they get it right. And yes… top ten with a good wind behind it. Btw, where are the wind machines this year? 

06 Austria We Will Rave – Kaleen

Taking some of us back to the summer of 1993 – we certainly will rave… again!

I’m sure Iā€˜m not the only one one singing along to the chorus with these familiar lyrics:

Call him Mr Raider

Call him Mr Wrong

Call him Mr Vain

More than a whiff of Culture Beat’s Mr Vain. We’ll file this under retro dance pop. Get your glow sticks out for this one…

07 Denmark SAND – SABA

We’re back to generic pop again, and it takes too long to get to the chorus (as we have to get through the pre-chorus first). The ā€˜hand’ ā€˜sand’ rhyming is a bit obvs, and towards the end it’s all a bit shouty. Staging will be key to lift it…

08 Armenia Jako – LADANIVA

Yay, proper full-on ethnopop vibes. By now a drink might have been taken, so it might make the song even more joyous. It certainly stands out – and a wee ethnopop bop often does * very * well at Eurovision. There aren’t many, so it will probably get through…

09 Latvia Hollow – Dons 

In the bigger picture of 37 songs this year, we’re not swamped by ballads. This might struggle as it feels a bit phoned-in. Again, to make it to Saturday the staging needs to make it stand out. Might not…

BIG 6: Spain ZORRA ā€“ Nebulossa

I know this song is a bit marmite for some people. Well, as you know I love marmite, and I really like this. Let’s file this under retro disco diva europop, ladies who lunch. And fair play for Nebulossa representing as a mature performer. Loved it when the UK did that with Engelbert and Bonnie Tyler…

10 San Marino 11:11 – MEGARA

More female rock vibes. I don’t mind it, although the struggle is often real for San Marino…

11 Georgia Firefighter – Nutsa Buzaladze

Ok, get ready for the pyrotechnics on stage for this one, surely?! A good vocal with familiar vibes – a theme for this year. May well get through?

12 Belgium Before the Party’s Over – Mustii 

For me, this overlaps with Latvia, and there are now a few anthemic songs this year with choral backing singers. A bit meh as a result…

13 Estonia (nendest) narkootikumidest ei tea me (küll) midagi – 5MIINUST x Puuluup

I can’t wait to see this performed. There’s an ear worm in there for me on the chorus. With the bpm, it’s bit of a bop. Again, appealingly quirky. I hope it gets through…

BIG 6: La noia – Angelina Mango

Next up is Italy’s pop princess. It feels too soon for Italy to host again, but this is a great dance-pop song. Again, it thumps along quite nicely. One of my favourites this year, and well-fancied in the betting odds (it has drifted a bit this week). Looking forward to seeing it performed tonight…

14 Israel Hurricane – Eden Golan

In this year’s song contest this is one of the best ballads for sure…

15 Norway Ulveham – GĆ„te

This song leaves me wanting more of a chorus. I know it’s in there, but the transitions and the shouty vocal leaves me a bit cold. I know some people love it. Maybe my ears will get it more when I see it tonight (Thursday)… 

16 The Netherlands Europapa – Joost Klein

A great song to finish on. We’re back to the 80s and 90s again here (yawn by now?). This time we’ve got Falco and 2 Unlimited (and others) in the mix. Yes, towards then end we get to the part when we can intuitively sing…

No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no there’s no limit
No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no there’s no limit

Another bonkers song, and deliciously retro pop vibes to finish with.

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That’s it. It feels like there are more songs in this semi-final that need to benefit from interesting staging to lift them. All three Big 6 songs tonight are good, so overall, for me, it’s five out of six – sorry Germany.

And for this semi-final, there are two things going on: a lot of retroĀ andĀ recycled vibes to the songs; and a few songs might cancel each other out. Whatever happens tonight, another ten songs will join the other sixteen in the grand final.

It’s an open contest this year, and it’s going to be interesting to see who makes it.

I will post again on Friday with my reactions… 

Ha det fantastiskt ikvƤll!

(have a brilliant time tonight)

xx

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Twists and shouts…

On my first blog post this year I said that Sweden know how to do Eurovision, and boy did they do Eurovision last night!

Staging – amazing. 

Presenters – amazing. 

Some performances – amazing. Some of which I know we weren’t expecting!

As tends to be done every year, the history book really was off the shelf as there was a nice nostalgic montage of clips from the vaults to remind us of the history and longevity of the ESC.

Watching the performances for the first time – as I know a few of you are doing similar to me this year – made for an unexpected evening and a highly enjoyable semi-final. I had a bit of a jealous twinge seeing the spectacle and the audience having such a fab time. That said, being in front of the telly was where I wanted to be, drinks and nibbles on hand.

Watching from home with my dear friend and Eurofan, Brian Singleton, is a joy as always. And a bit more exciting for him as Ireland have got it going on this year.

I mentioned to you yesterday that Eleni, Eric and Chanel were the three interval acts for the first semi-final. Rather bizarrely they opened the show, so they were the opening acts rather than the interval acts. A bit confusing! Mind you, it certainly got the Euro party started, raising the energy in the arena and it translated to us watching from home/elsewhere. Johnny Logan popped-up during the voting window to cover Loreen’s Euphoria. A nice orchestral version from Eurovision royalty.

A good Eurovision week becomes a great Eurovision week when the presenters are on top form. From the first words they said, Petra Mede and Malin ƅkerman had the audience on their side, particularly on Petra’s side. Hosting for the third time she is a clear fan and crowd favourite – because she’s brilliant. She’s natural, funny, on message and a safe pair of hands. If she were an entrant, Petra would win by a country mile! šŸ˜€

Joined by a suitably assured Malin this year, there wasn’t one moment of cringe. The script was * genius *. All the gags landed, and we were all laughing along. Love how the set pieces of supposed spontaneous interaction were clearly scripted, but done very naturally.

So, what things did we learn from the first semi-final?

A lot of performances had an obelisk of some kind on stage for the singers to interact with/fall off. For some it was an obstacle too far… 

Backing dancers were out in full effect for most entries…

Speaking of which, is there an EBU male nipple allowance these days? …

A lot of backing dancers were channelling covid-time vibes with hoodies and face masks – all a bit random…

It looked a bit odd when the solo singers were on stage alone…

We did have a couple of sightings of the lesser spotted backing singers – yay!

The Billy brigade were out in force, as Serbia made it through to the grand final…

The backing track was clearly doing a lot of the heavy lifting for some singers, including Cyprus (watch it back!)…

Poland was a hot mess – channelling Gaga, Taylor, and BeyoncĆ© wasn’t a great look…

Hera’s song is called Scared of Heights and ironically she had to descend a steep set of stairs from quite a height…

We were not bowled-over by Moldova.

Some observations on a few of the performances…

Lithuania really did add to the song with fantastic visuals and choreo – it amped up a song I already liked and was a no-brainer to get through…

Croatia was very well staged, and I hadn’t realised that there is a crowd-pleasing singalong hook for us to join in on…

Finland isn’t worth my time. I like marmite, but I didn’t like this performance; all kinds of odd – a joke that wasn’t funny for me …

And yes, Croatia is currently the favourite, but for me (with no bias) the two stand out performances of the night were Ireland and the UK…

I mean, Ireland, can we talk! I loved the Maleficent stylings and the cosplay from Bambi Thug and their backing dancer/devil. Brilliant staging and vocals. Love that Bambi has a screaming vocal coach with them in Malmƶ! It was an entertainingly W-T-Thug moment. I hope the kids had been put to bed! Mind you, you’d see similar ghoulish figures on Doctor Who.

Nobody (I’m generalising) had expected what Ireland delivered on stage last night. Just brilliant. Brian is giddy with tipsy today, as are other Irish friends of mine. It’s a game changer for concept and performance at ESC – I just hope it doesn’t get copied too much in future years. It will be, as it’s iconic after one ESC performance. Makes Lordi look like pantomime!

And then there was the UK’s Olly Alexander, standing in his popstar light and del-i-ver-ing. The whole package was as impactful as Ireland, but in a totally different way. Stunning choreo, staging and camera effects (with some of it clearly pre-recorded – I mean how did Olly get from his box to the stage with one camera shot?).

The performance from all on stage stood out because it was clearly inhabiting a queer space, and the EBU (European Broadcasting Union) are cool with that. Not kitsch, not camp, but a masculine queerness that didn’t feel like a trope of old. Go queer Eurovision! Scott and Rylan in commentary on BBC1 got a bit carried away, saying it was the best Eurovision staging * ever *. Well, answers on a postcard on that one. It’s definitely the UKs best ever staging. Well done to all the creatives involved.

If you’re interested in Olly Alexanders Road To Eurovision 2024, you can watch it now on BBC iPlayer. It was an illuminating (and poignant in places) 30 minutes. It reveals the pressure he has faced because he did not boycott the ESC due to what is playing out beyond the ESC bubble. Great to see the extensive rehearsals involved in what came together so brilliantly on stage last night.

So, the first semi-final was all about songs, staging and spectacle. This is what we’re here for, and we’ll do it all again for the second semi-final on Thursday night…

Kom an!

(Bring it on)

xx

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It’s time to get united by music…

Tonight, we have lift off for ESC2024!

I know I was gushing about the stage when I relaunched the blog recently. It will certainly give us a fabulous spectacle tonight…

(copyright: EBU/Peppe Andersson)

Here are the songs in the first semi-final…

01 Cyprus Liar – Silia Kapsis

This is a good start! Good pop vibes, with a catchy hook. It should get through to the final. It does make me chuckle that it starts with what sounds like the audio flare of the aliens approaching in War of the Worlds (2005).

02 Serbia RAMONDA – TEYA DORA

You would think that coming off the back of Cyprus’s pop banger, this song would ruin the party before it’s got started, but no. An early ethereal moment with Billy Eilish vibes makes for a pleasing listen. I hope the Billy base and others send it through to the final…

03 Lithuania Luktelk – Silvester Belt

This reminds me of O Zone’s Dragonstea Din Tei…

Both great pop songs. I hope it gets to the final. Silvester that is! šŸ˜€ 

04 Ireland Doomsday Blue – Bambie Thug

Now then, one of my Eurovision besties, the lovely Brian Singleton, is visiting from Dublin to enjoy Eurovision week with me. He is very giddy about the fact that Ireland are going to qualify for the grand final for the first time in ages. And I agree. Ok, I am so not a goth (stop giggling), but kudos for giving those who are a bit of what they want. Taxi to the final, surely…

(realising I’m sending everything so far to the final!)

Now then, before we get to song five, this year all of the automatic qualifiers (the ā€˜Big 6’) will take to the stage to do a full performance of their song during the semi-finals. Finally! I’ve been suggesting this for years. No longer consigned to a montage, they get the full exposure to connect with the telly viewers. First up is our very own Olly Alexander…

BIG 6: United Kingdom Dizzy – Olly Alexander

I found this all a bit beige when it was first released. The obvious leaning into the melody and rhythm of I Will Survive and It’s A Sin put me off. Lazy? Yes, a little, but then how many songs this week have done similar – a lot! So, I’m a little less grumpy now, and actually, there is an ear worm in there. 

Left hand side of the leader board this year? Hopefully! Last year Mae Muller went to Eurovision as a pop star in the making. This year, Olly goes there as a legit pop star who is there being himself, doing his thing, being authentic, and connecting with kids who will see themselves in him. Brava! 

Ok, back to the songs competing tonight…

05 Ukraine Teresa & Maria – alyona alyona & Jerry Heil

We’re back with the ethnopop vibes that have done very well for Ukraine over recent years. A nice melody on the chorus with the rap vibes. Will go through to the final, fo sho!

06 Poland The Tower – LUNA

A bit of a bop, familiar pop vibes. I like it. It’s a great set-up for the current favourite…

07 Croatia  Rim Tim Tagi Dim – Baby Lasagna

You can’t unsee this, but it’s a great pop song – don’t let this put you off…

As you know, I will see the performance on stage for the first time tonight. Let’s see how my ear is guided by my eye! Listening to it, it’s hook filled and (ahem) familiar. Deffo shades of KƤƤrijƤ from last year. But it feels less aggressive and more melodic, which makes it a brilliant entry. And boy, I’d be * delighted * if Croatia won…

08 Iceland Scared of Heights – Hera Bjƶrk

Now then, Hera is a Eurovision * legend *. In 2010 she first represented Iceland with the * iconic * Je Ne Sais Quoi. At the end of a very mediocre semi-final, Hera landed with this piece of schlager pop perfection, and it lifted the roof off the arena – I was there! (you can see peeps jumping up in joy at the end)…

What I wouldn’t give to be on b-vox with her, swaying in choreographic harmony. Loved that!

Bless her, Hera ain’t gonna eclipse her former entry. Although last year Belgium’s Gustaph had similar retro vibes with his song Because Of You, and that landed in the top ten. If only for Hera…

Oh, and by the way…

BIG 6 Germany Always On The Run – SAAK

Feels like a few songs in one, with familiar ā€˜na na hey’ chanting. Also, there’s a whiff of Survivor’s Eye of the Tiger in there. Probably my least favourite song from the ā€˜big six’ this year…

09 Slovenia Veronika – Raiven

The first of the more earnestly anthemic ethnopop vibes of this semi-final. By looks of this there will be moody and emotive staging…

10 Finland No Rules! – Windows95man 

Yep, Finland are tipping over into novelty song and performance territory this year. Mind you, people were saying similar about Cha Cha Cha last year. Will it be a joke lost on viewers? Probably – although kids might like it. Having said that, an old dude singing in his pants isn’t exactly going to earn many points! I love how the Microsoft logo has been blurred – clearly they have objected to their logo being used. And with this song, who wouldn’t! šŸ˜€

11 Moldova In The Middle – Natalia Barbu

Natalia competed in ESC2007, and she’s back again. She’s giving us futher adventures in moody ethnopop vibes, and is it just me – a rather alarming take on Robert Palmer’s Addicted To Love music video. All a bit creepy! Get ready for the gag I do every year… will people be bowled over by Moldova this year? šŸ˜€ Hmm…

BIG 6: Sweden Unforgettable – Marcus & Martinus

I was in the Friends arena in Stockholm to see this performance back in March. Well, when I say see it we actuallty didn’t see very much of the boys as our seats were side on to the stage, and M&M spent a lot of time in their box! It was the runaway winner of Melodifestivalen. I like it, it’s a bop, but they have sent this song before and done it better. Not even in the top ten with the bookies (yet), which is strange for Sweden…

12 Azerbaijan Ć–zünlə Apar – FAHREE feat. Ilkin Dovlatov

EP vibes again, with a bit of two step and Madonna’sĀ FrozenĀ strings in the mix. For that reason alone, I quite like it. And a great pair of vocalists. I’d like it to get through to the final…

13 Australia One Milkali (One Blood) – Electric Fields

So, this music video really doesn’t add anything to the song, so I am interested to see how it is interpreted on stage tonight. A bit of a pedestrian song even with the retro vibes, and certainly not Australia’s best entry, I’d say…

14 Portugal Grito – iolanda

Portugal very much staying in their lane – and fair play to them. The choreo is a bit distracting, and the dancers remind me of that episode of RuPaul’s Drag where Valentina wanted to lip-sync with a mask on…

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15 Luxembourg Fighter ā€“ TALI

Luxembourg are back, back, back for the first time since 1993. Good to have them back, with a song that reminds me a bit of Ain’t It Funny by Jennifer Lopez. I like the language mix and the melody on the chorus. A nice way to wrap the first semi-final.

So, out of these songs Croatia is clearly going to win this semi-final, and I am intrigued to see who joins them in the grand final on Saturday. 

During the voting window the interval acts tonight are returning singers Eleni Foureira, Eric Saade and Chanel. You may remember that Eleni brought the Fuego in 2018, Eric was Popular in 2011 and Chanel was in SloMo in 2022. They all have bragging rights that they should have won, but for me Eric Saade’s Popular is a brilliant pop song. If he had done a stronger live vocal it would have won. And now that the backing vocals are on the backing track, he deffo would! I was in the arena, the year of the throbbing tonsil…

We might have heard our winner in this semi-final, but there are a few other potential winners to come later in the week…

Ha det fantastiskt ikvƤll!

(have a brilliant time tonight) šŸ˜€

xx

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You got the look…

It’s Bank Holiday Monday here in the UK today. Last night in Malmƶ, it was time for the ESC artists to walk the turquoise carpet at Malmƶ Live, now that rehearsals are done and dusted. 

I walked the carpet in Olso, back in 2010. I know, right. Not in any musical capacity, obvs, but because I had accreditation. The carpet that year was pink…

Blimey, I look young and thin! The juice fast starts next Monday! šŸ˜€

I mentioned on the blog yesterday that there is all kinds of everything (see what I did there!) musically this year, and based on the looks on the turquoise carpet, also stylistically. You can see that Eurovision is as cooky and crazy as it has always been, by checking out the fads and fashions of ESC2024 here.

I watched (well, fast-forwarded through) what was actually quite entertaining coverage of Malmƶ Live. In previous years this launch event for the artists has been a bit of a stretch for the viewer, with clunky presenters and awkward interviews with the artists. This year a slightly different approach was taken, with the artists, having walked the carpet outside, being interviewed indoors. With everything going on outside of the Eurovision bubble, one suspects this might have been for security purposes?

The artists were interviewed by drag sensations Elecktra (Drag Race SverigeMelodifestivalen) and Tia Kofi (Drag Race UK, Drag Race UK vs The World). They were entertaining hosts, although quite amusingly at times they clearly weren’t listening to the responses to their questions! I like Tia – a Drag Race alum who is becoming a national treasure.

You can watch coverage of the backstage interviews at Malmƶ Live below…

(you will find yourselves doing as a I did – skipping to the interviews as there is a gap between each interview)

It was nice to meet each of the artists in this way. One of my takes from Malmƶ Live is that the turquoise carpet has given us early indications of the battle of the bare-chested male backing dancers! It also showcases the modern Eurovision – diverse and delightful, and showcasing (to borrow from RuPaul) charisma, uniqueness, nerve and talent…

I will be back on Tuesday with my take on the songs competing in the first semi-final, which will be broadcast in the UK on BBC1/iPlayer at 8pm. 

SpƤnnande! šŸ˜€

(exciting)

xx

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It’s Malmƶ with anĀ AĀ not Malmƶ with anĀ O…

Hey Eurofans – happy Eurovision week! 

As Terry Wogan would have said, whoopee!

I can’t quite believe we’re here again, in what feels like less than twelve months since Liverpool hosted the Contest. 

I am happy to be watching from home this year. My days of travelling to the host city are over. I’ve been there and done that, nine times. Great memories of each trip, with the added excitement of having accreditation so I could be in rehearsals and the press centre. What a fab Eurovision bubble it was!

The way I engage with the ESC has changed over recent years. Long-time readers may remember there were a few years where I didn’t have much Euro-mojo, so I was listening to the songs less and less. And I didn’t blog because I didn’t have anything to say. Oh, and then there was the year when Portugal won, and to this day I still don’t get how popular it was. My ears weren’t hearing what everyone else was!

What is brilliant about the ESC each year, is that it really does have something for all music tastes. A smorgasbord of performances to delight the eye and ear. ESC2024 is a strong year for songs, I’d say. I can’t comment on the performances yet as I haven’t seen any of the rehearsals footage. 

You see, that’s how I’m doing the Contest this year; sitting down to watch it on the telly and seeing the performances for the first time then. So, on the blog this year, you will get my reaction after the semi-finals on Tuesday and Thursday, on Wednesday and Friday. And this time next week (Sunday) we will have a winner so I will deffo have something to say about that!

Who might win? If the bookies odds are anything to go by, potentially Croatia, Switzerland, Italy, Netherlands. Ukraine is up there also, but that would raise a conundrum if they did win – but I can’t see that happening.

I’ve just read a great article from the BBC’s music correspondent, Mark Savage. His summary of the musical smorgasbord is broadly how I’d categorise it: chart ready pop vibes, ethnopop vibes, rock vibes, ballad vibes, and rather too many quirky song vibes that are leaning a little towards being novelty songs. 

I have said to you in the past on the blog that a winning Eurovision song is often a song you haven’t heard before, but you already know it. A handful of songs are leaning into last year’s runner-up for Finland – KƤƤrijä’s Cha Cha Cha. You’ll notice that influence on both Switzerland and Croatia’s entries (and others). 

Once again this year we can all live out our formative pop years from the 80s and 90s, because a number of entries draw on music from those decades – which is fab and familiar. Or a cop out and clichĆ©. Potato / vodka!

You can check out Mark’s article here, and you will get my thoughts on all of the songs in more detail as we go through the week.

For performance footage check out Eurovision on TikTok here, and news and photos via the official website here

Years ago I would have spent a lot of time embedding stuff on the blog – not anymore! šŸ˜€

Oh, and one final thing for today. For my blog post title today I am channelling Liza Minelli vibes (ā€œIt’s Liza with a “Z” not Lisa with an “S” cause Lisa with an “S” goes S not Zee’). Can we please be clear that the Swedes pronounce Malmƶ with an a/er sound at the end, rather than a hard O sound. At the launch event in Malmƶ back in January viewers were schooled by some Swedish linguists…

It’ll do my head in all week when people say it with the hard O! A bit like when Ukraine changed to Kyiv rather than Kiev, and peeps still said Kiev!  Not so much these days, obvs.

Right, enjoy Eurovision week, get streaming those songs! I’ll be back soon!

Tack! šŸ˜€  

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ESC2024: the history book is back off the shelf…

Hello Eurofans!

I’m back with my blog, which was published for the first time way back in 2008. I’m glad to be back, re-energised after a fabulous ESC in Liverpool last year. The memories will linger. It was a special time, and it was the most watched ESC in the UK, ever. The BBC did a fab job, and set the bar for how the Swedish broadcaster, SVT, will build on that.

And oh how SVT seem to be doing that…

Well, my friends, the first footage of the stage for ESC2024 has just been released – and the reason for me realising I need to get started with the blog!

How amazing does this look… (click the link)

https://fb.watch/rGxhfFx10c/

Amazing. The first time ESC will be been done ‘in the round’. Wow, just wow.

Musically, it’s a really strong year, as I’ll discuss with you on the blog.

I think it’s going to be a close call who will win. UK? No, not a chance. Early contenders: Switzerland, Croatia and Netherlands, although as we’ll see they kinda cancel each other out (although Switzerland is the best for me). Italy providing the diva vibes, Greece flavoured with Laurie Anderson’s O Superman is cool. Sweden are opening the final with a good pop song, but they have sent better versions of this song in previous years, so they won’t win a record eight win to pull ahead of Ireland this year.

So, welcome back regular readers, and hello newbies! Get involved and comment if you fancy. I won’t have the backstage scoop as I’m watching from home. And once again this year, as last, the European Broadcasting Union are keeping rehearsals under wraps, so I will see what you see. But I’ll still have an opinion. šŸ˜‰

As always, if I can add a little something to your ESC experience this year – brilliant.

Underbart, hopefully!

xx

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Eurovision 2023 – you’re good to go…

What an amazing night, what an amazing Contest, and from my point of view, what amazing winner! Congratulations to Loreen and Sweden.

I know that you will have enjoyed the ESC 2023 grand final last Saturday. Kudos to the BBC for producing and delivering a broadcast of just over four hours that didn’t feel like it was that long. Gosh, in Turin last year it felt twice as long!

Much of the joy from the contest didn’t just come from the songs – it came from the presenters. The inclusion of Graham Norton added to the dynamic and during the voting sequence his collaboration with Hannah Waddingham was assured, funny and when it needed to be, strict! Hannah in particular kept the arena audience under manners when they were getting a bit giddy during the voting.

Mae Muller didn’t have the result most of us expected, with many thinking it would be top ten finish or on the left hand side of the leader board. Not to be. Finishing 25th is disappointing, but as has been said, perhaps the message of the song doesn’t easily translate, and the vocal was adequate at best, and the overall vision mixing didn’t fully capture Mae’s personality. That said, I think you can see she is loving life during her performance, with a few cheeky smiles to camera.

As I said last week, life beyond Eurovision week can render the result immaterial. Let’s hope that Mae can build on this result on the socials. She is already an established artist, so whilst we didn’t get the result we wanted, she was part of the most-watched ESC final in the UK – ever!

I was delighted to see Sonia on stage as part of the interval acts. Bless her. Showing the sequence of the voting from 1993 when she narrowly lost to Ireland’s Niamh Kavanagh was a nod to how well she had done, and the disappointment we all felt when she didn’t win. A brief reprise of the other Better The Devil You Know doesn’t make it feel like 30 years ago! And how lovely that Niamh herself acknowledged Sonia when she delivered the votes for Ireland.

And so the ESC is back in Sweden next year. And they now tie with Ireland as the most successful countries – with seven wins apiece. Sweden are prolific competitors, and when they rarely miss out on a top ten finish that’s a shock. From the first time I heard Tattoo I *loved* it. And that staging – wow! I was getting texts on Saturday night from people who had not seen or heard the Swedish entry. One of them simply read, “Sweden – perfection”.

The voting sequence gave me what I wanted – a tussle between Sweden and Finland. That didn’t come during the jury voting, but it did with the public vote. KƤƤrijƤ topped the public vote, Lorraine the jury vote. Some people were moaning online yesterday that the jury vote should be scrapped. I disagree. Juries have criteria that they mark to, and it isn’t just first impressions or their favourite song musically. When we watch at home, we’re going on gut instinct sometimes – and that doesn’t necessarily mean we’re making informed choices! There have been winners recently who haven’t topped either vote. Jamala for Ukraine at ESC2016, Duncan Lawrence for The Netherlands at ESC2019.

I hadn’t realised that it is 50 years in 2024 since Abba won the ESC, so how fitting that the Contest will be hosted there. The Swedes know how to host the ESC very well, and it will be mega next year.

I think that our (UK) hosting of the ESC was superlative. To all involved in any way, shape or form, huge congratulations (and celebrations!). It will be hard to top, and will linger in the memory for many years to come. It was lovely to be in the city and to be able to attend the semi-final previews. Liverpool – you were dead good!

So, this is my final post for my ESC blog this year. I have been blogging since 2008 (with a little hiatus) and this year was the twelfth Contest that I have shared with you my thoughts, feelings and experiences of all thing Eurovision. Liverpool represents the ninth Contest I have attended in person, and I think it will be my last. Even the lure of Sweden and 50 years of Abba’s victory couldn’t tempt me! I’m watching from home from now on…

Borrowing from Martin Osterdahl’s voting green light, Eurovision you were good, and now it’s time for me to go.

Thanks for reading, and if I do blog again, maybe you’ll join me again?

Š»ŃŽŠ±Š¾Š² Phil. xx

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Here’s our Phil with a quick reminder…

Happy Eurovision final day!

It’s almost time…

After months of build-up it’s time for the crowning of the next Eurovision Song Contest winner. If you haven’t seen any of the performances (really?!) do a search on YouTube/TikTok/etc., and you can enjoy full performances and selected clips.

My final day in the ESC host city on Friday was a busy one, and on our way back to my home, Brian and I dropped into BBC Radio Merseyside to be interviewed as part of their Eurovision party…

I’m sure you can check out BBC Sounds for Claire Hamilton’s show and hear our contribution. We were on at about 3:10pm, so an hour and 10 mins in. A quick chat with Claire and a then we bid fond farewell to the city.

And so to grand final day!

Let’s remind ourselves of what we have to look forward to (and some songs to endure) this evening…

(source: EBU)

As I have mentioned previously, there were raised eyebrows when many of the hot faves were drawn in the first half of the draw. I think the EBU have done a fab job curating the ebb and flow of songs, even with the pickle of a problem.

01 Austria will open the run of songs. We know who Edgar is, and this infectious song is an uptempo pop song very much in the Billie Eilish stylings in places (and the chipmunk Daphne and Celeste opening).

02 Portugal have the draw of death as no one has ever won performing second. As I probably said in every other year of the blog, this won’t change this year.

03 Switzerland gives us an early pause for thought with a reflective anti-war song. For a relatively young singer this is a rich vocalist, and it will probably do well with the juries.

04 Poland provides us with a pop banger – and one of those songs you have already heard even if you haven’t. It will get lost in the draw, but I was glad it got to the final.

05 Serbia provides us with the first scratching of heads, and surprise that this got to the final. That it is currently bottom of the betting tells us all we need to know. Hard to connect with on any level, for me.

06 La France has been bobbing around in the top five betting odds for a while, and peaked up to third following the initial rehearsal clips were released. It’s slipping back now, maybe because you have seen this type of performance before. The songs is fine, but putting a singer on an elevated plinth with loads of fabric festooned below isn’t fresh.

07 Cyprus was the victor in the near-neighbourly competition with Greece. It’s not lost on any of us that an attractive performer can help sell a song. Case in question here, deffo. A snack re-filler for me.

08 Spain is definitely inhabiting the indigenous ethno-pop stylings from their culture this year. Visually quite interesting, performed with commitment, but I just can’t find the hook in it. I like the ethno-flavoured songs in the mix this year, but this one not so much.

09 Sweden has been the favourite to win with this song even before it had been selected by the Swedish public to be their representative this year. Returning champ from ESC2012, Loreen (or Lorraine as I lovingly refer to her!), is back with a much-fancied song. Yes, it’s Euphoria adjacent, however Tattoo inhabits a different ethereal space whilst still being a pop banger. And yes, there is a whiff of Madonna’s Frozen in the mix. My winner, but I am looking forward to the tussle it will have with Finland. And if you haven’t seen it, don’t worry, Lorraine escapes from the panini press in which she seems trapped at the start of the song…

10 Albania provide more ethno-pop vibes. It’s done well to qualify and might get cancelled out by a couple of similar songs and visuals.

11 Italy have a returning singer from ESC2013. The song has drifted in the odds, but has been in the top ten for a while now, which is probably where it will end up. The juries will most likely support it, but for me it’s another song where it doesn’t linger in the memory, and for people hearing this song for one time only before they vote, there might be a problem…

12 Estonia will stand out at this stage as it’s the first big ballad of the night. It will be a nice change of pace (obvs), and a lot of us were delighted this progressed to the final.

13 Finland will be the one to challenge Sweden, for sure. It might win. There are differences of opinion all round on this! Some people are automatically anti-Sweden in the euro-bubble as they’re consistently good at Eurovision. Finland offers something entirely different. I love it, but, again, those hearing it for the first time tonight might not get it. It is a marmite entry. That said, I like marmite. Keep your eye on the jury voting. If it flies with them, well hello Helsinki in 2024.

14 Czechia is a stylish performance. I like the melody of the song and it’s very well-choreographed and is visually impactful. Again, let’s see what the combo of public and jury do with it – I’m intrigued…

15 Australia give us our first taste of dad rock. It’s rerto-rock feel will connect and if they were giving out medals for committing to the moment, well… Top 10 with a good wind, I’d say.

16 Belgium are bringing the euro-party, and there aren’t many songs tonight that do. This is going to lift the arena, which will translate to the viewers at home. Sixteen songs in we will need to be! If it makes the top ten that would be amazing, but I think it will deffo be on the left hand side of the leader board. C’mon dancing queens!

17 Armenia will give you an opportunity to refresh drinks and nibbles. It’s a bit beige for me, and you know what I’ll be doing! Did well to qualify…

18 Moldova allows me to roll-out my usual line ā€˜will you be bowled over by Moldova?’. They always do well at the end of the day, although always poorly backed with the betting odds in the UK. Don’t be surprised when Moldova bowl the viewers over…

19 Ukraine is the reason why we’re doing all of this in Liverpool for ESC2023. It will be interesting to see their placing tonight. The song is a departure from last year, and I like it. The staging is effective for TV, but in the arena, it wasn’t particularly impactful. Let’s see how it does with public and jury tonight when we see it on the telly/viewing device.

20 Norway is another song that has been backed well over the last couple of months. It will benefit from its position in the draw. I hate it when people sell songs as ā€˜fan favourites’, but this has been gushed about since it got the ticket to Liverpool. That said, all I can hear is how similar it sounds to a song that competed in Sweden’s Melodifestivalen last Year. Take a listen to Klara Hammarstrƶm’s Run To The Hills… (excuse the pitchy vocal!)

And then…

Hmm. Klara should call the lawyers! šŸ˜‰

That said, top 10 for sure.

21 Germany are back feeling the dad rock glam rock vibes. A bit like Finland – it’s your jam or it isn’t. Some people like jam rather than marmite. Kudos for the effort on that staging, but it’s got clichĆ© rhyming lyrics which you might find catchy but I find irritating.

22 Lithuania gives our only Disney princess moment this year. Aah, Eurovision – always a good time to grab my Pumbaa…

23 Israel is another popular song that will deffo gain from this placing in the draw. Or, given that this is (what) our fourth pop princess, will they start to merge. And as I said to you on an earlier post – she’s feeling like a unicorn, when they don’t exist.Ā  Top 10 all the way, maybe top five?

24 Slovenia will provide a break between the bangers and bonkers of songs 23 and 25. Well, it does nothing else for me! They might be popular in Europe, but surely it’s the bottom half of the right hand side leader board?

25 Croatia ups the fromage towards then end our buffet. I like the song, but dislike the staging. I might be having a sense of humour fail about it, that not a bother as by the time this is on screen tonight a few bevvies might make this a riot (in a positive way) for the voting public – I’m not sure what the juries will make of it. Again, let’s track that before the public vote…

And finally,

25 United Kingdom were drawn by Ukraine to play out the songs this year (the UK drew Ukraine’s place in the draw). Mae Mullar’s I Wrote A Song debuted in the UK Official Charts Top 40 the week after its release. That was a sign that this song had been very well received. It’s usually the case that, if they are lucky, a UK song debuts somewhere in the top 100.To enter at number 30 shows that in the UK at least, people liked what they were hearing and seeing.

As I said on a previous post, the performance clip of her arena preview performance didn’t blow people away in terms of the vocal. It didn’t need to. She just needs to bring it tonight. Fingers crossed, as on this now updated/remixed arrangement Mae she spits some bars, and is a tweak that some said the song needed when it was initially released.

Top 10 would be a great result. Whatever happens I hope she gets a bounce on the socials after the Contest, and if we’ll get any more songs from her…

I will report back one more time on Sunday/Monday with some reactions and reflections to the winning song and country. For those of you listening to BBC Radio Lancashire on Monday morning, I will be on at around 8:20am. They liked me so much the other day, they invited me back to do the same (reactions and reflections).

To you all who have been reading this week, and to all my friends and eurofans, enjoy tonight. This our night, so let’s enjoy it. And bring on Sonia!?

Ń‡ŃƒŠ“Š¾Š²Š¾ провести ŃŃŒŠ¾Š³Š¾Š“Š½Ń–ŃˆŠ½Ń–Š¹ вечір

(have a brilliant time tonight!)

Phil. xx

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Welcome to the Eurozone…

So, semi-final 2 (SF2) is done and dusted and we have now have a complete line-up for the grand final of ESC2023 on Saturday. Huzzah! There was no messing about as is usually the case with SF2, it was straight down to business. It really was a case of ā€˜don’t bore us, get to the chorus’.

I was disappointed that Denmark didn’t make a better impact and progress. Mind you, Reiley’s vocals were a bit weak, and he seemed a little nervous. He joins the singers from Romania, Iceland, Greece, Georgia and San Marino queuing at the taxi rank.

That said, just because they have sashayed away doesn’t mean that’s that for any of these artists and their songs. Increasingly there are breakout stars and songs who don’t necessarily make an impact during Eurovision week. Some fair better on the socials and have longevity and success beyond the Contest. Take Armenia’s Rosa Linn for example. She finished in 20th place at ESC2022 with a song that then became a viral hit, Snap. Also, following his win at ESC2019, Duncan Lawrence’s Arcade had longevity and a spike in popularity in the UK (and elsewhere) during lockdown – way after his victory at the time. We will see who is hot on the socials and the streaming platforms after we’re all done on Saturday night.

So, what did we learn from SF2?

Belgium gave us the first sighting of the lesser-spotted backing singers (and Lithuania).

Austria are channelling Daphne and Celeste vibes a little to figure out who the hell Edgar is.

Joker unfortunately not out for Slovenia (I don’t get it!)

It was fire down below for Cyprus – fuego indeed!

Cyprus and Greece cancelled each other out. Cya Greece…

It’s a family affair for Albania. All the singers are from the same family – mum, dad and the kids (awr bless)

It really was all about the ballads and ethnopop – which is good as it balances things musically for Saturday night.

It occurred to me whilst watching the television broadcast last night that the impact of the A-MA-ZING lighting in the arena (which often prompts the crowd to be wowed, oohed and aahed) doesn’t translate as much when watching at home. It still looked fantastic, and the presenters are not lacking in energy with their good-humoured script.

Once again there were a few opportunities to empty the dishwasher, as well as refresh your beverage and snacks of choice. With the running order for the grand final now sorted (included below), and with us all knowing what our fave songs are by now, we will know when to pop off and do what we need to do! šŸ˜€

Don’t forget, it’s 26 songs on Saturday and a four-hour (yikes) television broadcast, and this is what we have been training for – the final Eurovision marathon!

Before SF2 yesterday, I met up with a friend of mine, Sam Wilce. Sam is a graduate of my department at Edge Hill University. He now works for Ditto Music and is based in Liverpool. I am very proud of him as he is doing amazing things with his career (and his degree in BA (Hons) Media, Music and Sound!) which is brilliant. As we chatted, he shared with me a press release that Ditto have put out which details the most popular songs ahead of this week, in terms of Spotify streams. Their infographic tells us what they were…

It will be interesting to see how that has changed by the time we have a new winner, and then as I said earlier, beyond that point. If you would like to read the full press release, you can here.

Catching a brew and a chat with Sam in the Ditto CafĆ© was great, and as we left, I came as close as I had to the Eurozone this week. This is where a lot of fans live their best lives and party until the wee small hours. That’s never been my jam, but it’s all part of the fabric of this fan community and why fans love this Eurovision week so much – escaping the real world for a bit and entering the Eurozone, and the home of the EuroClub.

Hopefully you’re still in the zone with all this! šŸ˜€

Time to take a break, have a rest, rehydrate and gear up for the grand final on Saturday. The running order is as follows, and all things considered with many of the fave songs having to be in the first half of the draw, the EBU producers have worked their usual magic to create a flow of songs that gives changes in the type and tempo of music to good effect. Although Austria might be a bit miffed, and Croatia will be delighted. More on that on Saturday, so please do check back in with me before ā€˜the final countdown’ on Saturday.

(source: EBU)

BTW, it was an early start for me today. I was on the Graham Liver breakfast show on BBC Radio Lancashire just after 7:30am (they kept me hanging on for over half an hour – I was a bit miffed!). They have just called me back and have invited me to be on the show again on Monday morning from 8:00am. So set your alarm clock (I wanted a lie in if I’m honest!).

And this afternoon, I have been invited to the BBC Radio Merseyside Eurovision Party. It’s on air with Claire Hamilton from 2pm, and Brian and I are being interviewed just after 3pm. You can listen again to Graham’s show on BBC Sounds. Same for Claire’s show – listen live later (depending when you read this post) or catch-up on BBC Sounds.

My time in our host city is coming to an end. I will return home today. What a brilliant little bubble Ellen, Brian and I have had this week. It’s been eurotastic! xx

Check back for my next post on Saturday afternoon!

ŠæŠ¾Š±Š°Ń‡ŠøŠ¼Š¾ŃŃŒ в ŃŃƒŠ±Š¾Ń‚Ńƒ!

(see you on Saturday!)

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Surprise, surprise it’s semi two here…

It was my second and final visit of the week to the Eurovision mothership on Wednesday evening, for the second semi-final (SF2) preview performance.

There is something really quite special about the approach to an ESC venue, every time that I have been over the years. It’s probably due to the inescapable host theme branding guiding us to the bubble.

We were spared the rain of Monday evening, and given that we knew where to go to enjoy our VIP hospitality once again, we breezed through security to enjoy the buzzing atmosphere, as well as the bevvies and scran in the hospitality area…

I missed the smorgasbord of desert bites on Monday night – didn’t make that mistake last night!

Someone better call Strictly…

Having soaked up the atmosphere and the various treats in the VIP, we were off to the arena proper…

What a lovely view across the Mersey…

We had slightly better seats for this preview – just slightly to the left of where we were on Monday. It’s a fantastic setting, one of the best I’ve been to…

The atmosphere in the arena seemed even more excitable than Monday. Every song got cheered to the rafters. Probably a sense of giddiness and relief that those of us in the arena were relieved that we’ve managed to get tickets in the scrum that we were all put through! And with one minute to go, all the young folks sat around us became even more giddy…

We were lucky enough to once again have a great view of the countries in the green room…

Presenters Hannah, Alesha and Julia did a great job once again. Everything seemed to a lot more fast paced, and there was less fannying about with skits in the green room. There was a brief appearance from Graham Norton in his commentary box, so he was in the building (was he pre-recoded for Thursday night?).

I haven’t seen any of the music videos or rehearsal performance footage, so seeing everything for the first-time last night was really fresh. That said, here are a few first impressions from me on a few stagings of the songs…

Denmark’s wee boy, Reiley, opened the proceedings with a catchy little pop number. With his boyish cute looks and his pop idol pastel stylings, it inhabits some of the BTS territory that they have used in the past. Looks great on camera and on stage…

Lovely to see the reaction from the Danish delegation (his team) in the green room. The boy did good, so wave those flags!

As always at the ESC, we get those throwback songs that get us all misty for who we were back in the day, for what we were wearing, what we were feeling, and for this next song – what we were dancing to. Pass me my C&C Music Factory cassette, locate my lycra cycling shorts (oh, no don’t!), and make me feel like I can Vogue with Madonna like we all tried in 1990! Belgium’s entry will give those of us of a certain age a chance to get all nostalgic for the 1990s!

(you can tell I like it by the number of pics! )

To be fair, it gave the entire arena life! I loved it. The staging – and the images on the backdrop were very effective. Get ready for a bop!

Amongst the songs tonight there are adequate opportunities to refresh your drinks and top up those nibbles (you know what I mean). One part of the running order loses a bit of momentum, but overall it was a very enjoyable SF2 without any of the main front runners taking part  (perhaps with the exception of Austria gathering popularity and improving in the betting odds).

After the run through of the sixteen semi-finalists, as on Monday we were treated to a full performance of three automatic qualifiers: this time Spain, Ukraine and United Kingdom. Spain is well fancied, but I just don’t get it. Ukraine is stylistically very well presented, and I like the song (noticeably different in sound and vibe to last year). And then there was really only one song to finish with – yes, our homegirl Mae Muller. I’ve loved it since my first listen…

You will hear a new mix of her song – much like what happened with Sam Ryder’s Eurovision performance of his song last year. You might not be hearing what you were expecting, if you have been bopping along to I wrote A Song for the last few months. It is confidently staged, with effective images and graphics on the backdrop. My one observation looking at the monitors in the arena is that the impressive visuals at times will not be seen on the tv screen, cropping Mae and her dancers out of what’s going in in the bigger (impressive) picture. There will be no national embarrassment for the UK this year, but don’t expect the Sam Ryder success of last year, I would say.

We left our seats before the pretend voting sequence, which aided an easy escape, and to us beating the crowds leaving the arena..

I am sure some of you have already had a photo opportunity around the city, and here…

So, for tonight the runners and riders for SF2 are…

01 šŸ‡©šŸ‡° Denmark: Reiley with Breaking My Heart

02 šŸ‡¦šŸ‡² Armenia: Brunette with Future Lover

03 šŸ‡·šŸ‡“ Romania: Theodor Andrei with D.G.T. (Off and On)

04 šŸ‡ŖšŸ‡Ŗ Estonia: Alika with Bridges

05 šŸ‡§šŸ‡Ŗ Belgium: Gustaph with Because Of You

06 šŸ‡ØšŸ‡¾ Cyprus: Andrew Lambrou with Break A Broken Heart

07 šŸ‡®šŸ‡ø Iceland: DiljĆ” with Power

08 šŸ‡¬šŸ‡· Greece: Victor Vernicos with What They Say

09 šŸ‡µšŸ‡± Poland: Blanka with Solo

10 šŸ‡øšŸ‡® Slovenia: Joker Out with Carpe Diem

11 šŸ‡¬šŸ‡Ŗ Georgia: Iru with Echo

12 šŸ‡øšŸ‡² San Marino: Piqued Jacks with Like An Animal

13 šŸ‡¦šŸ‡¹ Austria: Teya & Salena with Who The Hell Is Edgar?

14 šŸ‡¦šŸ‡± Albania: Albina & Familja Kelmendi with Duje

15 šŸ‡±šŸ‡¹ Lithuania: Monika Linkytė with Stay

16 šŸ‡¦šŸ‡ŗ Australia: Voyager with Promise

BTW, the UK can vote tonight – ā€˜citing.

Look out for the final interval interval act – giving us all life and slaying the runway!

One final thing for now is that the running order for the grand final is causing some speculation and comment. A lot of the hot faves have been drawn to perform in the first half of grand final. This means that France, Finland and Sweden must be performed by song thirteen. Let’s see what happens tonight, and who progresses, and then how the EBU sequence the grand final – which we will know by the early hours of Friday morning.

More on all of that tomorrow…

Š½Š°ŃŠ¾Š»Š¾Š“Š¶ŃƒŠ¹Ń‚ŠµŃŃŒ ŃŃŒŠ¾Š³Š¾Š“Š½Ń– ввечері!

(enjoy yourselves tonight!)